Monday, March 29, 2010

My near death experience, which perhaps didn't bring about any dramatic behavior changes, but cool enough in its own right.

It's the night of my 18th birthday, though not quite midnight so I'm still caught in the age of seventeen. I'm at Roanoke College, and me and some friends are running about between parties, looking for a great time and not really finding it. Or maybe we were, but I'm pretty biased about my whole experience at the college, so I'll never really clearly remember. But I do remember this, with absolutely vivid recollection;
We're at a street, getting ready to cross; someone in our group hurries across the street. Trusting his judgement, assuming he would not try to cross the street with oncoming traffic, I step out to make my way across without looking both ways. And, of course, there is a car, and it's going really fast, at least forty, and at the very last second of its passing, a clutch timing survival reflex that had somehow been latent for all of my sedentary white upper-middle class life rears its head when it is most needed, and I contort my entire body into a curved "C" shape around the contours of the blur of the automobile as it passed by me in the darkness, my face inches from the top ridge of the frame, the side view mirror grazing my belt and shirt as it made its way along.
And, after making it across the street into the back of my friend's car, I loudly recited a fight club quote that was absolutely god damn perfect for the situation, but no one had even seen the bloody movie much less read the book, so I just looked like an idiot. The end.

2 comments:

  1. Do you still hang out with these guys?
    Did they eventually watch fight club so you wouldn't have to explain?
    Any more pre-18 near death experiences (I lost count after five of my own)?
    Did you ever find out why the car was speeding?
    Are you an athltete (it sounded like you used a daring manuveur)?

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  2. I don't really see any of them any more. I only knew some of their names, and only one I was close with, but I transferred out of that school after that semester. So that was that.

    Most of them I actually never saw after that night, so maybe they saw Fight Club on their own time, and maybe they didn't.

    None as close as that, really.

    The car was speeding because everyone in that town after 9 o'clock was either drunk, or an asshole college kid, or both. And, they drove around as such. That's my theory, anyways.

    I'm like, a half-athlete. and I was even less so back then. So maybe less daring, and more "lucky."

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